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The foil(Draco Malfoy)

Hi! Fleur again!(Duh!)
I was surfing around http://www.imeem.com when i saw
this song entitled The Foil(draco malfoy)
Now it has rocketed up my mind's best songs and changed my life(sort of!)
It is a supremely funny and humourous song!
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Well anyway, this is the lyrics to The foil(draco malfoy)


Note:If your stomach is not feeling good or you can't stand sumthing very funny, DO NOT READ IT!


The foil (draco Malfoy)

By:Harry and the Potters

Your blood may be pure but your heart is spoiled,
You couldn't be so tough without Crabbe and Goyle,
Malfoy wouldn't be so cool if i didn't drown,
I'm his enemy it's true,
he wants to get me down.

[CHORUS]x2
Draco Malfoy what's your problem?
All your friends think you're bad,
Cuz you treat me so bad.

Think your cool cuz you're slytherin's seeker,
You're only that cuz you're a dirty cheater,
You hate muggle-borns like Hermione Granger,
I wouldn't be surprised if you became a death eater.

[CHORUS]x4 (till fading)

The foil(Draco Malfoy)

Sorting Hat song 1st

"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.

There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong to Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve,and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;Y
ou might be in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;Or yet Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will alwaysfind their kind;
Or perhaps SlytherinYou'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on and don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands( Though I have none! )
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"

This is a song specially for u guyz out there!
Written by, Typed out here by,
J.K. Rowling Katie Bell

PARSEL TONGUE

Hissy Hissy
Little Snakey
Slither on the floor
You be good to Morfin
or he'll pin you to the door
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Hissy Hissy
little snakey
Slither on the floor
You be good to Morfin
Or he'll pin you to the doo.

sorry everyone, the original one is at www.mystical harrypotter.blogspot.com
fleur
p.s sorry ginny

This is the first song Fleur will post!

The Sorting Hat Song
The Goblet of Fire.


A thousand years or more ago,
When I was newly sewn,
There lived four wizards of reknown,
Whose names are still well-known:
Bold Gryffindor,from wild moor,
Fair Ravenclaw,from glen,
Sweet Hufflepuff,from valley broad,
Shrewd Slytherin,from fen.

They shared a wish,a hope, a dream,
They hatched a daring plan,
To educate young sorcerers,
Thus Hogwarts school began.

Now each of these four founders,
Formed their own house,for each,
Did value different virtures,
In the ones they had to teach.

By Gryffindor,the bravest were
Prized far beyond the rest;
For Ravenclaw,the cleverest
Would always be the best;
For Hufflepuff,hard workers were
Most worthy of admission;
And power-hungry Slytherin,
Loved those of great ambition.

While still alive they did divide,
Their favourites from the throng,
Yet how to pick the worthy ones,
When they were dead and gone?
'Twas Gryffindor who found the way,
He whipped me off his head,
The founders put some brains in me,
So i could choose instead!

Now slip me snug about your ears,
I've never yet been wrong,
I'll have a look inside your mind,
And tell you where you belong!


Fleur Delacour.